Summer break is only two days away and while my little heart just skips a beat at the thought of ditching morning alarm clocks and carpooling and packing lunches for three whole months, I can’t lie. I’m also a tiny bit anxious. I mean, I only have two kids but they have the attention span of a gnat, and let’s…
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Confessions Of An Honest Mom: Kids Are Jerks, Man
After my recent string of bad luck upon returning home from trips, I am happy to report that the other Amber and I flew home from LA late Sunday night and I have suffered no bodily harm since then. Unless you count working out. Because I do. I am happy to report that I’m staying the course with my New Plan. I’m…
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Let’s All Be Real Here: Emotional Sweats Happen
I’m going to be honest: At the moment, I’m a bit of a hot mess. There are at least three major contributors to my current demise that I know of.
The Moment I Discover I’ve Got What Amy Schumer Calls an “At Risk” Chin
To be fair, I will warn you that I am about to talk about my weight. If you want a quick exit, I’m opening a proverbial window for you to jump out of right now. I get it. I won’t take it personally. Generally speaking, I subscribe to the idea that (unless you are the best friend or the sister),…
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I’ve Got 99 Problems But Poop In My Vacuum Seems To Be The Biggest One
You guys. What was I thinking? What on God’s green earth could have possessed me to think that getting a puppy roughly five minutes after moving into our brand new house was a good idea? Deep down I knew this was an error in judgement. But one look at this friggin face and I was toast. I mean, really. I…
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